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Things I Miss During COVID

Now that we are over three months into this nonsense I am starting to realize the things I can not do. I totally get that this is to prevent more deaths and I support it. However, I am still totally going to complain about my boredom that is resulting from it. These are in no […]

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Where does your favorite Spider-Man movie rank?

Ranking of all Spider-Man Movies This topic is something that many people have varying opinions on and I am sure that many people will disagree with me but here goes my ranking of all the Spider-Man movies. #8 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) This movie ranks last in my list and I really wish this […]

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Best Rubinoff Flavor

Today we are going to talk about the best possible Rubinoff flavor. Now my answer is just my opinion, but it is also a god damn fact. If you disagree it is because you are wrong. This was originally going to be a list article but I was told that those articles are “click-bait” and […]

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Hey COD fuck you and your updates

I’m a simple man… my PS4 is only 500gb. These 500gb were all I needed but then Call of Duty: Modern Warfare came out.

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Disney+: Where flops will go to live

I first want to preface this with saying not all Disney Plus movies are trash. Actually there are some gems on there. You see Togo? Fucking masterpiece that sheds some light on that god damn fraud Balto. Go watch it. They have the streaming rights for Hamilton which is a guaranteed hit. Not to mention […]

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A Reason to Drink (Today in History 6/18)

As social distancing continues and the reopening of bars are nowhere in sight, it is our duty to keep drinking. Months ago this seemed easy. Work remotely and stay sober enough to click a zoom link? I can do that no problem. But as time has gone on our dedication to inebriation as waned. We […]

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Ranking Tom Brady’s Back Ups

#15 Isaiah Stanback (2009-2010) Though technically a QB on the roster this guy caught three passes and never threw one himself. Hard to be considered a good back up if you do not throw the ball. #14 Matt Gutierrez (2007-2009) Sporadically inactive, but did pass for complete a pass or two and had a productive […]

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Ranking who has the best Draft

#5 The MLB Every year when the draft for baseball comes around it it met with minimal excitement. It is just a bunch of high school kids that nobody has ever heard of and a bunch of college kids that nobody watches unless that played in the college world series. I honestly could not think […]

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What not to watch on Netflix

(Repost from 2017 after transferring from wix to wordpress) Fair Warning, this article will contain a shit ton of spoilers for I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House.  Do not keep reading if you plan on watching this movie, but in all honesty the movie is an absolute piece of garbage that […]

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The Perfect Stache

(Repost from 2017 after transferring from wix to wordpress)  For those of you know me, you know that I have the occasional urge to grow questionable facial hair. For those of you who don’t know me, your loss. I have gotten a variety of responses when sporting a stache. Some people are more inquisitive with questions […]